I think we could do with a bit of a change. Let's get away for a few days this Easter.
Right you are. Where shall we go? Scotland?
No. Too far. And it's always raining. Nearly as bad as Ireland.
How about Cornwall?
Mm. That's quite a good way off. And it's wet there too.
Shall we try Wales, then?
Plenty of rain there.
The Lake District, then.
Even wetter. If possible.
The Dales, then.
All right. So long as we take our macks and sou' westers.